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Joke of the Day
"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."
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"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"I went to a lingerie shop I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin He said ""no they're new"""
"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."
"How do you know when you've played too much minecraft? When your friend wishes aloud that he could be creative and you tell him ,""your game mode has been changed."""
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"What do you call a person who thinks every day is Halloween? a transsexual"