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Joke of the Day

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."

"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."

"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"

"Welcome to Twitter - if you are not already following a mom who drinks wine one will be assigned to you."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"