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Joke of the Day

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."

"This lady at the store didn't know what a Toblerone was and I've honestly never been more offended in my life."

"Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is..."

"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""

"I'm not saying my wife's a fat,...... I'm not saying my wife's a fat, greedy bitch, but she's just cleaned the cooker with two fucking slices of bread."

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? Sparky"

"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."

"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"