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Joke of the Day

"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."

"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."

"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."

"Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say ""It's easy. I'm just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty"""

"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"