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Joke of the Day

"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"Every time I notice some loser has deleted me for being totally awesome, I wish that the small Asian from ""The Hangover"" would pop up on their screen and scream, ""Tooood-a-loooo muthaf$ckaaaaasss!"""

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"

"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths"

"When someone texts you ""hahahahaha!!"" instead of ""haha"" or ""lol"", you know you've done well."

"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it."