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Joke of the Day

"White girls really love their Pumpkin Spice. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice candles, pumpkin spice president!"

"Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror."

"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."

"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"

"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."