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Joke of the Day

"Who invented triathlon? black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike"

"""Check engine"" Yep, it's still there."

"What's E.T. short for? His legs are small."

"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"

"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"

"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."

"Me: 'I love you so much, I'll see you later beautiful' Girlfriend: 'I love you too' Me: *Looks up from patting dog* 'Yeah see you later'"

"I turned down a free meal at the steak house yesterday. It was a missed steak."