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Joke of the Day
"I don't need a girlfriend to get action... The Pokemon servers go down on me all the time."
Next Joke
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously"
"Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU."
"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
"I wonder if my son's packed lunch tastes like the flavorless chore that it is."
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"