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Joke of the Day
"Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!"
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"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"
"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."
"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."
"Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her."