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Joke of the Day

"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."

"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"

"Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?"

"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."

"A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products. He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks."

"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."

"Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat."

"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"

"I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool ""This is my 24th winter"" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart"

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."