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Joke of the Day

"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."

"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."

"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."

"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"

"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"

"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."