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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."
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"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"
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"tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre"
"Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any"
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"
"What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty"
"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."
"What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire? One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire."
"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"