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Joke of the Day
"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
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"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."
"My liberal friend decided to go to a Republican rally and got his ass kicked. He's all right now."
"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"
"Morpheus: ""You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"" Me: ""Blue pill."""
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."
"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"