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Joke of the Day
"Modern fast food has a ""fuck you"" attitude that I relate to on a deeply personal level."
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"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""
"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."
"Just tell me those 3 words I am dying to hear: ""The meeting's cancelled."""
"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."
"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."
"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."
"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties."
"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."