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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."
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"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means."
"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."
"Robin Williams It's a shame about robin Williams, but it's his own Damn fault. He should have listened to tinkerbell when she said ""think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts"""
"My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf."
"There's no way smoking meth is as addictive or stressful as watching Breaking Bad."
"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."