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Joke of the Day

"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."

"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."

"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"

"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."

"Judge: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people."

"Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue."

"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"

"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."