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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."
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"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Cuz damn girl."
"Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?"
"I long for a slightly simpler time when old people with fifteen types of produce were too intimidated to use the self checkout"
"As a younger man, I used to think women were only good for one thing... As I've gotten older I've realized......I'm better at doing that myself too."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."
"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."