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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."

"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"

"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."

"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."

"My sense of humor is so dark... ... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police."

"Can you get high off of viagra? Yes, but only if you lay on your stomach."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"*yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth* *closes mouth* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *swallows bird* *acts like nothing happened*"

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"