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Joke of the Day

"Doctors to Patients The patient says, ""Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."" The doctor says, ""Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."

"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."

"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"

"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."

"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"

"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."