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Joke of the Day

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"

"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."

"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"

"What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth."

"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""

"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"

"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"My skeptic system seems to be broken. The problem is that it misreads its capacity. It always thinks that the tank is full of shit."

"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."