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Joke of the Day
"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."
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"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"What Do You Call A Black Person On The Moon? An Astronaut You Racist Bastard."
"[guy next to me at urinal] ""Is that a 5 or 6?"" ...about 5-1/2 I guess. ""Really? (looks at iPhone on my hip) Can I see it?"" *zips up* No."
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."
"Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions."
"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""
"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"