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Joke of the Day
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."
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"What do you get hanging from orange trees? Sore arms."
"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"
"The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed."
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."
"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."
"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."
"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"
"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."
"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."