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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."
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"A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, ""AYE-matey!"""
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."
"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."
"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"
"Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink? So women know where to stand in the kitchen."
"I'm amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don't feel like reaching for the remote."
"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""