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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."
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"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
"What's black and white and red all over (updated) Wall Street Journal Online."
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"
"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."
"I've just text my new girlfriend that I'm into all sorts of douchebaggery. Autocorrect clearly has a different idea on what debauchery is."
"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"
"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""