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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."
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"Here's a fact about bees: They don't give a shit about your petty little problems. They've got a fucking job to do. Time is honey."
"Motion to change the country's motto to: ""America - we're not that bright."""
"A cannibal ate an optimist once He couldn't quite keep him down."
"There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/Jokes"
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"
"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"
"A young wife was dying... She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"