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Joke of the Day

"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."

"Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish."

"you live and learn, me, i try to die and unlearn as much possible. thats the difference between you and me, those things"

"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."

"Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk"

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"

"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""