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Joke of the Day
"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."
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"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"
"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot."
"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"What kind of tea did the american colonists want? Liberty"
"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"
"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"
"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"
"flavor flav's full name is flavor flavor"