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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."

"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""

"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"

"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"

"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."

"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"

"I like long walks away from everyone"

"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."

"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""

"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"