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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

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"What would be the American version of ""Duck Quacks Don't Echo""? ""Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams""."
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