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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."

"My love life."

"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""

"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"

"Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days."

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"What would be the American version of ""Duck Quacks Don't Echo""? ""Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams""."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."

"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"