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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"

"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""

"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."

"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."

"Why did James Gandolfini die of a heart attack? Because he was fat."

"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."

"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."

"HIPPO: I'm really heavy ZIPPO: I'm a little lighter"

"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""