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Joke of the Day
"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
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"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"
"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."
"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."
"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."
"How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave"
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."
"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."
"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""