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Joke of the Day

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time."

"What did one ocean say to the other one? Nothing. They just waved..."

"A girl compliments a guy on his new phone. Girl: 'Nice phone!' Guy: ' Thanks! I won it in a race.' Girl: ' Who were the participants?' Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '"

"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."

"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."

"Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done"

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."

"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."