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Joke of the Day

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"" After he received the pizza, he waited. ""Where's my change?"" ""Ah, change comes from within."""

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"

"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"

"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat."

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""