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Joke of the Day
"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"
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"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"
"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."
"im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason"
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."
"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"
"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I'd make a joke about desecrating animal corpses But it would just be beating a dead horse."