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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"
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"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"
"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""
"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"
"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"
"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"