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Joke of the Day
"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."
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"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"
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"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"
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"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."
"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."