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Joke of the Day

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."

"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"

"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."

"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."

"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."

"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"