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Joke of the Day

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."

"What do you call a bunch of unicorns? A unicornucopia."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."

"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."

"Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers."

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."

"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."