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Joke of the Day
"My head is so big... When a girl sits on my face, she has room for the remote and a snack."
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"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!"
"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"
"3 white girls go to a hotel . whats it called the "" i can't eve inn"
"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."