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Joke of the Day

"My head is so big... When a girl sits on my face, she has room for the remote and a snack."

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"

"Everyone claims Bill Cosby didn't care about his victims.. but eventually they all came to"

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"