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Joke of the Day

"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."

"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"

"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."

"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."

"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"I bought a book on eBay called ""How to Scam on eBay"". It still hasn't arrived."

"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."