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Joke of the Day
"I bought a book on eBay called ""How to Scam on eBay"". It still hasn't arrived."
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"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !"