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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."

"If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later."

"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior"

"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."

"What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!"

"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."

"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."