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Joke of the Day
"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."
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"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"
"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"
"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"
"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."
"It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away."
"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."
"how do you organize a party in space? you planet."
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."