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Joke of the Day

"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."

"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."

"""Half a dozen"" because saying 6' is way too long..."

"if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house"""

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"

"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."

"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"