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Joke of the Day
"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."
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"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."
"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"
"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."
"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"
"I fucked a retarded chick last night. I wanted the first time to be special."