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Joke of the Day
"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."
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"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"
"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"
"""I didn't see you in church last Sunday Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead."" ""That's not true vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"""
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
"What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other? Li Ning"
"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."
"How do you get a baby into a shoebox? A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw."
"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."