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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."
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"When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle. And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it."
"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"
"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."
"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"
"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"
"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."