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Joke of the Day
"Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy"
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"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only **comes** once a year."
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park the car, *man*."
"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? Work it out with a pencil"
"I hate racist jokes. I don't like people laughing at my beliefs."
"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"