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Joke of the Day

"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"

"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""

"What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks."

"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."

"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."

"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"

"It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat... Their names are Pots and Pans."