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Joke of the Day
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
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"I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long."
"What did the clock say to the other clock after she gave him a handjob? now give me a second hand job"
"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."
"All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, ""Avenge Me!!"" if I'm dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes"
"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."
"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."
"I'm doomed to always think of the best comebacks the next day when the baby isn't even around."
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"