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Joke of the Day

"[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information* [2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*"

"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"

"What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!"

"The longest Joke is worth the read http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""

"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."

"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"

"I don't like abbreviations. I'm a real abbreviations National Socialist."

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."