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Joke of the Day

"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""

"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"WIFE: *filing for divorce* ME: Are you mad at me?"

"Why are blacks excited for 2016? Because it is the year of the monkey."

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."

"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"