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Joke of the Day

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"Reddit is really a Green Community, considering that the joke's on you."

"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."

"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"

"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"

"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian."

"How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs."

"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."

"My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone. All he caught was herpes."