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Joke of the Day
"I don't like abbreviations. I'm a real abbreviations National Socialist."
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"A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out."
"*cooks french fries on your greasy hair*"
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"may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning"
"Use chemicals to wipe polish and no one bats an eye.. But use chemicals to wipe the Polish and everybody starts to lose their shit."